Dear Williamsburg,

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Dec 04
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Dear Williamsburg,

Why did you break my car window a few weeks ago when I parked in your neighborhood? It was on the sidewalk side of the car, so it was definitely a malicious act against my 1990 Toyota Corolla and not an accidental side swipe! I’ve parked all over the city for almost two decades and you were the first to break my car mirror (although someone did smash a window in Park Slope once, wtf). Feel free to send me $250 for the repair if you feel a lil guilty about it.

Regards,   The Gay Recluse